Halo3 Extermination!

5 12 2008

hahahaha..

the husbands-club played another rousing round of halo last night to redeem the previous night’s 1-for-16 night, hahaha

we played a little better, but the highlight for me was this:

Extermination!

Extermination!

hahaha.. they tried to gather around the car and i shot a rocket and killed them all.. hahahaha

video to come later!





Gangsta Names

4 12 2008

www.gangstaname.com

You can generate your gangsta name as well as pirate names, mafia names, and, my favorite, significant-other pet names.

Derrick Chou = Lardy Daddy

Try typing in “Sarah Chang” (with caps)

hahahaha…





Der-Hei-Joey!

3 12 2008

Sarah and I were working at the dinner table and Joey is yelling like CRAZY for food.

Sarah yells “DER..HEI..JOEY!”

as in.. “Derrick-Heidi-Joey” cuz she forgets who she’s yelling at sometimes..

nice.





Segway Escape!

21 10 2008

From Engadget:

Chimpanzees doing anything is funny. But a chimp named Pan-kun tear-assing into the woods on a Segway? Now that is comedy. And don’t worry, he managed to survive the ordeal unscathed. My guess was that he was willing to take a risk or two in a daring attempt to escape his captors and the endless humiliation of Japanese television. [Japan Probe via Neatorama]





Jesus was Green

21 10 2008

hahaha, i was talking to Sue this morning about worship:

me: teach me someting related to worship leading
sue:
i think psalms – reading through psalms and knowing how they were composed helps us to worship especially in singing…jesus sang out of psalms..
me:
wonder if jesus has a good voice i think he sounded like jeremy camp
sue:
psalms were jesus’ song book
me:
hahahaha
sue:
puhahahahaha
me:
like.. rough and throaty…hahaha … gruff
sue: haha that is hilaroius
i bet he was one of those ‘green’ people
saving the earth…





J-J-J-Jesus….*ZAP*

15 09 2008

Jesus Is a Friend of Mine by Sonseed

Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.

He taught me how to live, my life as it should be.
He taught me how to turn my cheek when people laugh at me.
I’ve had friends before, and I can tell you that, He’s one who will never leave you flat.

Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.

He taught me how to pray, and how to save my soul.
He taught me how to praise my God and still play rock and roll.
The music may sound different but the message is the same.
It’s just the instruments who praise His name.

Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is a friend of mine.

funky guitar riff

Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is a friend of mine.

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide.
But Jesus came and found me and He touched me down inside.
He is like a mountie, He always gets His man, and He’ll zap you any way he can.
zap.

Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.

He loves me when I’m right, He loves me when I’m wrong.
He loves me when I waste my time by writing silly songs.
He loves me when I’m quiet and I have nothing to say.
He’ll love me when I’m perfect if I ever get that way.
whooo!

Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
J-J-J-Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.





Ninja Cat

15 09 2008

Ninja Cat!





Betrayal!

20 08 2008

more about “GameVee.com | Halo 3 Video | Video | …“, posted with vodpod

Please view the controversial video here

You see, about a month ago, alex, daniel, matt and I were playing Halo.  In one game, i got stuck in the face by my own teammate (ahem.. alex).  Theres no controversy there as seen in the video.  What IS controversial is that alex says i shot him in the back first.  Now, I contend that I shot past him towards the area further down the hall, and that what he percieved as getting shot was, in fact, the grenade damage that hurt us both at the beginning of the clip.  Furthermore, if I had, in fact, shot him in the back, I assert that he would have died because both our shields were down due to the aforementioned nade.

I will concede that I shot (harmlessly) before identifying a target.  But the tracers show that those bullets went past Alex.  View in slow motion (by pausing repeatedly) if needed.

The Plaintiff rests. in peace.  because of a nade to the face.

If none of that interests you, at least the video is a good laugh.. hahaha





Driver

20 08 2008

I went to the golf range last night with Sarah.  She wanted to come with me to try and learn how to hit a golf ball.  We went through some basics and she hit a couple shots and I finished the bucket and we went home.

At home:

D: With the irons, you want to sort-of hit down on them, let the loft get the ball up instead of scooping it.
S: OK..
D: But with the driver, you want to swing through the ball and not as much down on it
S: Ok.. is that the hamburger one?
D: … what?
S: You know.. the hamburger shaped one..
D: You mean the driver?
S: Yeah!
D: …..    …….   yes, sarah.  its the hamburger one…  ….
S:  What?!  Thats what it looks like!

hahahahahaha…





Super-point

20 08 2008
Sarah: i’m excited!u should use stories

stories are good
Cindy:
luckily i’ve been working on my work presentation so i’ve brushed up on my presenting skills
Sarah: ooooh
are u making like a super powerpoint
a superpoint!
Cindy: omg
i’m totlly sending that to derrick
Sarah: hahaahah
NO!!!
no bloging MATERIALS!!!!